dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via pu-tangc1an)

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

(via petekkkkk)

looz-y:

boltong:

i hate it when people say no homo after complimenting someone

fuck that

im full homo

im going to lay you down on a bed of rose petals and whisper that compliment lasciviously to you

(Source: bolto, via mecliterranean)

smilingemoticon:

i’m sorry, sir, but “gotta go fast” is not an excuse to get out of speeding. wait what the fuck did you paint your skin blue

(via mecliterranean)